Here's a joke I got from the Mother's Day banquet I went to today
Little girl: Mommy how old are you?
Mom: Child, I'll tell you when I'm older
Little girl: Mommy how tall are you?
Mom: Gee child some things you will find out later
Little girl: Mommy why did you and daddy get divorced?
Mom: You ask nuff questions, somethings you don't need to know
Little girl: at school asks friend how to learn more about her mom
Little girl's friend: Adults have this little card called a drivers license with lots of information about them!
Little girl: goes in mom's bag reads her driver's license
Little girl: later that day guess what mommy? I know how old you are! you'e 45
Mom: How did you know that!
Little girl: And i know you're 5 feet tall too mommy!
Mom: Who's telling you this!
Little girl: And I also know why daddy left you! You got an "F" in sex!